The first thing I see is a youth's afro hair whipped up to look something approximating a 99 ice cream. He is wearing plus fours and breeches. His lady looks like Bonnie Parker.
That gives me hope. That puts a smile on my face. I am in amongst the freaks and the weirdos, the dreamers. The jazz fans. The jazz professors, too. Because we are down in that corner of jazz that is out there, vulnerable, that can be attacked from all sides and for which one can never offer a substantial defence. This is free jazz.
This is Ornette Coleman. The man who took jazz in a direction so outside the mainstream, so outside ordinary consciousness, that the reputation of a music that started in the dance halls of New Orleans never truly recovered.
His support act sets things up nicely. On they come in their little white turban/fez/hats and green gowns, eight of them, four playing drums, four playing Moroccan oboes. Those oboes come out like a squall, like a call to prayer across a muslim town. And the drums, the drums play in no rhythm I have ever heard, dense polyrythms, on and on, repetitive, remorseless until you enter a trance-like state. After some period of time, they exit stage left, still playing, heads bobbing, The Master Musicians of Jajouka.
After a needless break, Ornette is introduced. He ambles on, all 79 years of him on display, in a blue silk suit. His son is on drums, and an acoustic double bass and an electric bass make up the quartet. The sound that comes from his horn is instantly there, instantly Ornette. He has the ear for the tuneful melody, and an ear for distortion, he can play both sweet and harsh.
He has a free attitude to instruments. He has a sax, a trumpet and a violin by his side, and makes late decisions about which to play. He might pick his trumpet up, think better of it then lay it on his lap, and play his violin instead. And if you get the violin, you get a violent scraping over the top of his tight, tight band. If you get the trumpet, you might get a flourish, a suggestion of a tune, a small flight, and then an abrupt full stop. And if you get the saxophone, you might get anything at all.
He finishes the opening part of his set with a straight ahead swinging number that could have been out of the Ellington songbook (I don't know), and then on comes cock-sock-rock-surf-chili-pepper Flea, in black suit, skinny black tie and white trainers. First things first, the man can play, we know that, but in Ornette's group?
Yes he can. Okay, he plays the bass with arms wrapped around it like a surfing gorrilla, he can't contain his body from moving around, hyperactive, but he can play, mostly within himself, only letting off the occasional funk riff for which he is famed.
Back on stage come the Master Musicians and we are headed for a 20-minute African, jazz-funk collaboration. I saw Spiritualized and Sonic Youth 'collaborating' on that same Royal Festival Hall stage. They made a lot of noise, it went on for ages and I got so wiped out by the sheer droniness of it that I fell asleep. This started off little different, the sound was muddy and the two bands were side by side, apart. But after quite a while (we had some walkouts) they got it together, they found that jamming rhythm and it worked. They lost it and found it again, and those men from Morocco gave it up and it was all handshakes.
It got stripped down to a trio for the encore. It was a very sweet version of one of those songs from the Shape of Jazz to Come, just Ornette, really, a man with a saxophone and a soul playing it for love.
Sunday, 21 June 2009
Tuesday, 16 June 2009
Father Bill, Uncle Tony
Kosovo: The approach road to Prishtina from the airport is somewhat daunting for the lily-livered foreign tourist. The rain is pouring down on the unmade road and armoured vehicles carrying pumped-up soldiers roll by, churning up the road surface. Cars come off slip roads at full pace, with drivers believing brakes are only to be employed to avoid certain death. This happens every hundred yards or so.
Our man from the UN: "I do not worry about myself, it is others I worry about."
He undercuts his argument by doing a u-turn across four lanes of traffic to get to a petrol station.
As we get close to the town centre, a Tarmac surface appears, traffic takes on a semblance of order and we take in the sights.
The first and most prominent sight is that of a handsome and wise man, covering the side of a huge office block. It is Bill Clinton, father of Kosovo. This, indeed, is Bill Clinton Boulevard. Plans to rename Prishtina 'Clintongrad' are just a populist manifesto away from reality.
After years of casual America-bashing across Europe, it is startling to see a US president receiving such acclaim. But the Kosovans are thankful. The deployment of US and EU troops in Kosovo in 1999 avoided the sort of genocidal frenzy that took place just a few miles north in Srebrenica, Bosnia. And not only that, the Kosovan people have had their nation recognised by the US, with the implication that they will be defended against Serb aggression.
Rolling along the road and there is a billboard poster of a silver-haired politician type, whom I could not quite place. I am informed that it is Joe Biden, the current US vice-president, who recently paid a visit to Kosovo.
And for those pessimists out there, it turns out that wonders never cease. In this parallel universe in the southern Balkans, even the much-maligned Tony Blair gets credit for his messianic zeal. The town of Peja has a street named after him.
Monday, 15 June 2009
On the tourist trail, Kosovo-style
Prizren, Kosovo: The wood-frame buildings look quaint and, well, touristy. The courtyard is pretty, with a well in the middle. This is it, Prizren's only paid-for tourist attraction.
The League of Prizren does not offer audio guides, or much English translation. But a floor to ceiling map of Albania in the entrance hall bridges any language divide.
The map is painted dark red, the colour of the Albanian flag, with the two-headed eagle from the flag symbolising each town. There is Tirana, half way down on the left hand side. Crane the neck up a bit and there is Prizren. It is well within Greater Albania as this map has it, which grants Albania all of Kosovo, plus a few slivers of Macedonia and Greece.
The main museum lays out the arguments simply for a foreign visitor. Here is a sculpture of a heroic chap with flowing moustaches, fez-like cap and a steady grip on his sword. Paintings show similar looking fellows laying waste to people, presumably Serbs, and maybe a few Greeks thrown in for good measure.
There is some correspondence from the late-nineteenth century between French and British imperial officers, musing upon the Albanian problem. Should they quell these feisty Albanians, ponders the double-barrelled Brit? His French colleague wonders where it all may end. The proper question, with the view back through 130 years, would have been to ask where it would all start, which was in 1914 up the road in Sarajevo.
The League of Prizren, whatever its cute surroundings and charming peasant costumes, falls short of being a tourist destination. The 1 Euro entry fee is far too little to make the ordinary western tourist comfortable. The old man in the museum is more reminiscent of a sentry than a genial old fella you might find in a National Trust home. It just does not have that heritage feel.
And for good reason. Our man from the UN heritage programme says that the place was torched by Serbs in the late 1990s, and subsequently rebuilt by Albanians. For some people, this will always be the frontline.
The League of Prizren does not offer audio guides, or much English translation. But a floor to ceiling map of Albania in the entrance hall bridges any language divide.
The map is painted dark red, the colour of the Albanian flag, with the two-headed eagle from the flag symbolising each town. There is Tirana, half way down on the left hand side. Crane the neck up a bit and there is Prizren. It is well within Greater Albania as this map has it, which grants Albania all of Kosovo, plus a few slivers of Macedonia and Greece.
The main museum lays out the arguments simply for a foreign visitor. Here is a sculpture of a heroic chap with flowing moustaches, fez-like cap and a steady grip on his sword. Paintings show similar looking fellows laying waste to people, presumably Serbs, and maybe a few Greeks thrown in for good measure.
There is some correspondence from the late-nineteenth century between French and British imperial officers, musing upon the Albanian problem. Should they quell these feisty Albanians, ponders the double-barrelled Brit? His French colleague wonders where it all may end. The proper question, with the view back through 130 years, would have been to ask where it would all start, which was in 1914 up the road in Sarajevo.
The League of Prizren, whatever its cute surroundings and charming peasant costumes, falls short of being a tourist destination. The 1 Euro entry fee is far too little to make the ordinary western tourist comfortable. The old man in the museum is more reminiscent of a sentry than a genial old fella you might find in a National Trust home. It just does not have that heritage feel.
And for good reason. Our man from the UN heritage programme says that the place was torched by Serbs in the late 1990s, and subsequently rebuilt by Albanians. For some people, this will always be the frontline.
Sunday, 14 June 2009
Walking with Cesar
Prizren: Walking with our host's landlord, Cesar. A small man in his fifties, smartly dressed in polo shirt and pressed blue jeans. He is a schoolteacher in the town, teaching the large Turk population, and has lived there all his life.
We walk along the busy streets where Yugos and Zastavas and scooters compete with pedestrians for road space. Cesar says hello to almost everyone and stops to talk to all of the men of his vintage. There are handshakes and smiles and an introduction to his English guests.
He shows us the points of interest. The stone bridge over the river, the tree many hundreds of years old, the castle sitting above the town.
He points out the Serbian church in the hills. It was set alight in two days of rioting across Kosovo in March 2004. At this time all the Serbs were driven from the town and their houses, sitting near to the church, set on fire. They remain abandoned.
We wander through the town square dominated by a large mosque. In the square is a large monument to a tough looking Albanian with rifle in his hand.
'From the war,' says Cesar, and we move on.
We take a seat in a riverside cafe where we drink macchiatos. Cesar pulls out his packet of Ronhills, a tobacco brand from Croatia, and smokes three with his coffee. Briggs manfully keeps up, smoking his Marlboro Lights.
We move into the shopping district. There is a local police officer putting cars on a diversion. Turning a corner we see that a road has been sealed off, and there are KFOR international army officers on the scene.
Cesar stops to talk to a man who says it is a bomb scare. Or it would be a scare, if anyone was scared. Instead, the area sealed off his ludicrously small, and children on BMXs are just yards from the scene of investigation.
Cesar lights up a Ronhill and we take a different route back home.
We walk along the busy streets where Yugos and Zastavas and scooters compete with pedestrians for road space. Cesar says hello to almost everyone and stops to talk to all of the men of his vintage. There are handshakes and smiles and an introduction to his English guests.
He shows us the points of interest. The stone bridge over the river, the tree many hundreds of years old, the castle sitting above the town.
He points out the Serbian church in the hills. It was set alight in two days of rioting across Kosovo in March 2004. At this time all the Serbs were driven from the town and their houses, sitting near to the church, set on fire. They remain abandoned.
We wander through the town square dominated by a large mosque. In the square is a large monument to a tough looking Albanian with rifle in his hand.
'From the war,' says Cesar, and we move on.
We take a seat in a riverside cafe where we drink macchiatos. Cesar pulls out his packet of Ronhills, a tobacco brand from Croatia, and smokes three with his coffee. Briggs manfully keeps up, smoking his Marlboro Lights.
We move into the shopping district. There is a local police officer putting cars on a diversion. Turning a corner we see that a road has been sealed off, and there are KFOR international army officers on the scene.
Cesar stops to talk to a man who says it is a bomb scare. Or it would be a scare, if anyone was scared. Instead, the area sealed off his ludicrously small, and children on BMXs are just yards from the scene of investigation.
Cesar lights up a Ronhill and we take a different route back home.
Bored and isolated and bearing flags
Driving through a moutainous area on the way to Prizren in the south of Kosovo.
Pulling out onto the road is a car of young men. Large Serbian flags on poles protrude from the windows. They have a look of naked menace about them, and for good reason. They live in a tiny Serb enclave, surrounded by Albanians. They are hours' drive away from Serbia and the Serb-dominated areas in the north.
They have nothing to do, except, that is, drive around defiantly stating their nationhood. They have already graffitied out the Albanian names on the dual language street signs. The temptation to make the occasional aggressive foray into Albanian territory must be huge.
Young Serbian men like these have no immediate prospect of doing well in Kosovo. They cannot get good work, they cannot mix with the Albanians who run the country, and they can't even go to a town to enjoy themselves on a Saturday night.
And yet these poor, isolated people are declared national heroes back in Serbia. They know that Kosovo, in particular the monasteries and churches which are the foundation of the Serbian Orthodox Church, are the soul of the nation. That is an almost mythic status which is of no benefit to them in real terms.
That overused phrase, 'being on the wrong side of history', seems terribly appropriate here, however menacing these men look.
Pulling out onto the road is a car of young men. Large Serbian flags on poles protrude from the windows. They have a look of naked menace about them, and for good reason. They live in a tiny Serb enclave, surrounded by Albanians. They are hours' drive away from Serbia and the Serb-dominated areas in the north.
They have nothing to do, except, that is, drive around defiantly stating their nationhood. They have already graffitied out the Albanian names on the dual language street signs. The temptation to make the occasional aggressive foray into Albanian territory must be huge.
Young Serbian men like these have no immediate prospect of doing well in Kosovo. They cannot get good work, they cannot mix with the Albanians who run the country, and they can't even go to a town to enjoy themselves on a Saturday night.
And yet these poor, isolated people are declared national heroes back in Serbia. They know that Kosovo, in particular the monasteries and churches which are the foundation of the Serbian Orthodox Church, are the soul of the nation. That is an almost mythic status which is of no benefit to them in real terms.
That overused phrase, 'being on the wrong side of history', seems terribly appropriate here, however menacing these men look.
Friday, 29 May 2009
this is the sport in this country smoking
Pristina, Kosovo: "This is the sport in this country, smoking," says our Nigerian host from the UN Human Settlements Program.
And sure enough, everyone is smoking, in their cars, in bars, on the street, even at petrol stations. Cigarettes are about 1.5euro a pack of twenty, so in a country where other entertainment is hard to come by, smoking represents excellent value.
"Nine out of 10 people smoke. When you walk around they offer you cigarettes, they are offended if you do not smoke."
Briggs wants to fit in. He buys a pack quickly and smokes steadily throughout the evening. He is torn, though. He wants to smoke in the Mexican restaurant, but feels hidebound by the conditioning of the draconian rules in the UK.
"You are thinking this is a civilised country," says our guide, with a laugh.
Our French friend from one of the many international agencies reassures him that there is no need to ask. People like to see a man smoking.
Touring a couple of bars, we meet UN and EU workers from Sweden, Lithuania, Portugal, the Netherlands, France and Germany. But they are not really nationals. They are internationals. They stay in their elite bubble here in the Balkans, transferring from one agency to the next. There is a suggestion they do not pay much tax, and the expenses are very good. The Daily Express would not be pleased.
The Italian we meet is everything you would want in an international worker. Beige suite, with impeccably pressed trousers, a perfectly trimmed beard and a relaxed and charming demeanour. He has just had an excellent meal.
Our host tells him we are off to Prizren.
"And have you told your friends in Prizren they shoot in the street?"
"Yes, but they shoot in the air and so we do not need flak jackets. We just need the helmets for when the bullets come down."
And sure enough, everyone is smoking, in their cars, in bars, on the street, even at petrol stations. Cigarettes are about 1.5euro a pack of twenty, so in a country where other entertainment is hard to come by, smoking represents excellent value.
"Nine out of 10 people smoke. When you walk around they offer you cigarettes, they are offended if you do not smoke."
Briggs wants to fit in. He buys a pack quickly and smokes steadily throughout the evening. He is torn, though. He wants to smoke in the Mexican restaurant, but feels hidebound by the conditioning of the draconian rules in the UK.
"You are thinking this is a civilised country," says our guide, with a laugh.
Our French friend from one of the many international agencies reassures him that there is no need to ask. People like to see a man smoking.
Touring a couple of bars, we meet UN and EU workers from Sweden, Lithuania, Portugal, the Netherlands, France and Germany. But they are not really nationals. They are internationals. They stay in their elite bubble here in the Balkans, transferring from one agency to the next. There is a suggestion they do not pay much tax, and the expenses are very good. The Daily Express would not be pleased.
The Italian we meet is everything you would want in an international worker. Beige suite, with impeccably pressed trousers, a perfectly trimmed beard and a relaxed and charming demeanour. He has just had an excellent meal.
Our host tells him we are off to Prizren.
"And have you told your friends in Prizren they shoot in the street?"
"Yes, but they shoot in the air and so we do not need flak jackets. We just need the helmets for when the bullets come down."
Sunday, 17 May 2009
The trials of managing a junior football team
Mobile phone conversation overheard on the No. 2 bus:
"Yeah, I've started managing a team, you know. I came in and I started looking at the attendance charts and there are kids who are showing up to training every week and not getting a game. There are kids showing up on time, doing everything right, and they're not getting their chance.
Some of them think, just because they are good players, you know, that they don't need to train, that they can show up for matches 10 minutes before kick-off. These kids need to learn some respect. You know what I mean, these kids need to be taught a lesson.
So I decided to shake things up a bit. First match, I had some of the good players on the bench and gave those fringe players a chance.
But, you know what, I never realised the gulf in class! We started losing the match, but with a 10 minutes to go I made some changes. We ended up scoring a last minute equaliser. I was relieved!
"Yeah, I've started managing a team, you know. I came in and I started looking at the attendance charts and there are kids who are showing up to training every week and not getting a game. There are kids showing up on time, doing everything right, and they're not getting their chance.
Some of them think, just because they are good players, you know, that they don't need to train, that they can show up for matches 10 minutes before kick-off. These kids need to learn some respect. You know what I mean, these kids need to be taught a lesson.
So I decided to shake things up a bit. First match, I had some of the good players on the bench and gave those fringe players a chance.
But, you know what, I never realised the gulf in class! We started losing the match, but with a 10 minutes to go I made some changes. We ended up scoring a last minute equaliser. I was relieved!
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